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Now, on to you!!!! Never underestimate your importance in this great scheme of life. When G-d made you he created a wonderful and rare gift to bestow on us. Many a day when I have been truly depressed and dealing with a major ration of crap that I have turned on this stupid machine and found a smile in your writings!!! Other times you have given me something to think about. I truly appreciate the help, no matter how unwittingly given. Shelly
I just wanted to let you know just HOW MUCH I enjoy your humor !! My email would be SOOOOOOO BORING without you !! LOL ILike2LOL
Incomparable!! Yes you.
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I look forward to receiving your information of joy and substance. Richard Msger2
I took you for granted ---isn't that sad?! but i did and now that you are gone.... I really miss you... thanks... I needed this laugh after a very stressful day. you are a gem... how on earth did i ever get lucky enough to have you in my life? Priscilla PSA487
I have never replied to you before Ms Hawke, but i gotta tell you that i think u are totallHAE' adorHAEble! I'm truly glad u are well and look forward to many many more jokes..(some of those things sound like what i would say)!!! rock on sistah! HAE' WAHINE
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Lady Hawke's jokes are the very best. What makes her Email even better is the personal commentary she puts with it. Kennon Ken1590
Sorry charlie.... er... Gary, that is. Most of my subscribers disagree with you. Read on. - ^v^
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I like your comments and really appreciate a razor sharp wit to commentate, thus, yes, I would like more comments. It makes the joke, even if it is a repeat, unique in its own special way you know? Love, (In a Friendly Kind of Way) Steve Seoulmann
I love your little comments. Even some of the old dusty jokes are made shiny again when you tack on your witty comments to them. Don mosketer
Thanks for all of the humor and wisdom you provide to those of us fotunate enough to be included on your list. You are a remarkable person. I especially enjoy your "editorial comments" and unsolicited philosophy. You are a real jewel. G-d Bless. ParDad218
(If I don't unsubscribe,) I'll have to stay on the list? Oh horrors! I will be happy and laughing and cheerful! Such punishment! Yu really know how to hurt a suicidal! How can I kill myself if yu keep making me laugh? STOP THAT! ......er .....no....don't stop!.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't stop! DON"T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOAHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE eh? Did I like it? lol Heretics69
you touch so many people with you letters and jokes you make the very cold impersonal world of computers a very personal a livable place. thank you Marlaina
That's the idea, Marlaina! -- ^v^
You should be impressed with yourself and your ever expanding customer list. You do a great job of finding and sending only the very best jokes. But the part I like best are the personal introductions and asides you add. Makes me feel like we are long time friends just sitting around chatting and telling jokes. KEEP IT UP!!!! Ken1590
no matter what monkey wrenches get thrown my way, I am at least certain of one thing, ladyhawke will bring a smile to my day. Many thanks. EBass815
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From: Don Cobb
Well, Don, here you are! Happy? For opinions which overwhelmingly differ from yours, please check the guest book on my home page. - ^v^
Hi, Irene! I am one of your jokelist fans--I don't know just how I found you--but I am glad that I did. Your web site is alive with the same energy that your humor implies-- alert, intelligent, earthy. Your poetry covers quite a range of emotion (no surprise there), from quite passionately sexy to quite passionately stricken. Like many other single male admirers, I am disappointed that you are married--but I am happy for you that you are in passionate love with your husband. Your jokes give me humor and your poetry, hope. Thanks for giving me the time and energy. Todd
I just wanted to thank you for always making me laugh and keeping me in a good mood even though things may be falling down around me. You certainly do have a knack for what you do. Thank you Jenni
I look forward to your jokes. They seem to put a smile on my face when insanity is knocking at my door. OceansRose
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My, oh my! Aren't we touchy tonight! Don't you men just LOVE to tell blonde jokes? Talking about equal rights here... - ^v^
You are too hysterically funny.....you slay me!!!! I think all of your jokes are great, and I am so glad to hear from you...way to go sista!!!!!!! Miss Sly M Foxie
you go to alot of trouble for ladyhawke and i for one rather enjoy it and would not ge too put out if i put the money where my mouth is. in other words if you would like a small donation to help keep expenses down, let me know. lots of regards U>sandy17305
From: "Richard C.
While your jokes are very, very funny.. they are not at all worth having to dig through all your social commentary/opinions.
Your jokes are always accompanied by your comments, etc. which add a personal touch and make me smile all the more. Thanks for putting effort into your humor. -A Fan ;)
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Thanks LadyHawke. Keep Up the Good Work. We All Need Laughter, and Some of Us more than Others. I do appreciate your efforts re jokes Ed (TheTdyBear)
Thank you for brightening my mornings. I love opening your mail. It's like dating used to be, you never know what kind of penis you are going to get. May G-d bless you and your guardian angel protect you and keep you from harm. Beverly
Thanks for all the great giggles! You are a great medicine! LMAO Daily! FAKNEE
I must tell you that your humor makes it's rounds hereabouts, and it is very welcome. We all do what we are good at to enrich the lives of others. What you send is a great gift to all concerned - Thank You ! Namaste' ! mark 'horseman'
So, where did you disappear too? You jokes were the pick-me-up of a stressful, pressure-filled existence. Hope to see your smiling face again soon. James S H
Thank you so much for the humor you bring into our lives... Keep up the great job for humanity, sanity and you should be nominated as the Volunteer of the Year!!
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Just so you know how I approach your daily mail.... I read all other emails first, plow my way through responses, and save the best for last!!!! They are my reward for getting my work done!! Karen
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thank you for your column. You are a delight to read early in the morning. Mars28
Thanks for all of your "wisdom" throughout the year. Your insight into the day to day is assuring that I'm not the only one who thinks along the path less taken.CBSpringer
That was a great poem...friends without faces...it deeply touched my heart. As does your strength...you are a remarkable person..... thanks for never forgetting to send out various stuff...it helps me more than you know. Fondly, Linda (Sintillating1)
You have worked very hard this last year to keep your readers in stitches and I would just like to express my gratitude. I look forward to you printings, and enjoy them very much. Wishing you the very best in 1999 Ms Unicorn
You are definitely not a cat - you are a good hawke though - you fly high and take many of us with you on your flights - Many thanks!!! Barbara BGold
You're just a little ol pussy cat an we love you just the way you are so keep up the good work. it helps me forget my pain just for a little bit but it (feels) like a whole day to me thank you so much. J o J o
thank you for the humor and inspirational little bits that i find in my e-mail each day. you have no idea how nice it is to come home at night and finding a good joke waiting for me. keep up the wonderful job of spreading a little happiness worldwide. Don Mystic3200
Dear friend ; You always make my day. With people like you, makes this world a better place to live. Heinz
The sentiments, thoughts, wishes and "humor" are appreciated so very much. Always know how your interest in others brings us added "life" to our "years" rabbi s press
Thanks for all of your "wisdom" throughout the year. Your insight into the day to day is assuring that I'm not the only one who thinks along the path less taken. CBSpringer
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