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Dear LadyHawke.....what a panic, I'm sitting here with a stupid grin on my face and can't stop laughing. I don't know how in the world I'm ever going to get to sleep now. I always love your little "tidbits" but this on takes the cake.... A day without a LadyHawke's tidbit is a like a day without a smile. Thanks.... Phil (APT) LadyHawke,
Dear LadyHawke, I just wanna say keep up the good work. The delivery is great. It leaves full interpretation to the person rather than openly stating where kids can read it all.. Richard C
Dear Irene,
Hello, Irene! I truly enjoy your
jokes
Thanks for doing what you do... What a service you provide!! I save these, plan to compile (yeah, yeah, the road to hell, and all that) some day. I even had one friend whose computer crashed who emailed me after he was up and running to ask me to send your humor stuff out to him again. Guess we all really need it, eh? Thanks again for keeping us smiling (and even giggling occasionally). Karen
PRODIG : DLEM91D - Lawrence Dudley
Subject: Waiting
to sign on....
Love being on your list....more bettah than most lists I'm on! David
LOL how do you come up with all this stuff?? :> and geez is your address book big enough?? You are a nut and i love the jokes.....keep em comin"!!!............thanks bbrethless
January, 20th. Hi,
Irene, A Happy Birthday wish!!!!
From: NWHZ92C@prodigy.com (MR SONG P
CHANG)
Dear LadyHawke: Thanks for brigtening my day, every day. It's great to start off the day with a touch of humor. Again. Thank you. Sally (Deliteful Me) Oh Irene what a scream I cannot seem to leave this scene Thy wit is far beyond compare I cannot will not leave, I swear For yer missives are too funny to miss even tho you charge no money I will not cannot stop my self from reading yer jokes and need some help to stop this habit of waitin to see what fun new things you have for me........ luv ya, Sena
You are a super lady and I look forward to your mail.....may your new year be super great and may the ^Å^ Angels ^Å^ watch over you and yours in the new year......you bring much joy to many on line..I hope in 1997 I may get a chance to meet you in person...Much love to you from me... UforMe
I was not going to subscribe to your mailing list until I saw your prices!!!!! And "get it from the source"...nice sexual innuendo.. I like your style...thanks for adding me to your list!!!! later....Kisses, Bobby xoxoxo
Thanks again for sending me the jokes. I really need the chuckles everyday.. I was the one who has been very ill and so the smiles are worth a thousand words of thank you. Peace within you, Sandia
From: detritus@ix.netcom.com (Lord Valve)
Lady, I feel like I know ya after gettin all the emails from ya. So I guess i'm ur friend so i'm respondin. Thanks for al the humor! BigCowboy
As an artist in both traditional and
digital media, I often find myself working on a canvas and searching in vain for the undo
command..... (also when driving, speaking, etc.....) INYOUWEN
Miss Lady Hawke, Joke was received. High volume of giggling started soon after. Matt
LadyHawke! I gotta tell ya... I laughed
right out loud!!! Pretty cute. Your jokes are such day brighteners for me. Sometimes it is
just a smile, maybe a groan....but more often a real chuckle. ...Keep up the good work...
what a valuable service!!
This was wonderful.... i am gonna name one of my children after you for this one.... hmmmm.... maybeIi should wait for a new child.... Raphael might become disturbed if i tell him his name is now Irene... thanks.. Randy
From: Lizard549@aol.com
In response to your request for your friends to sign-on if the note is recieved... I am responding! I appreciate your mirth and humor and would really really really really really like to remain on your mailing list... I love you; The check is in the mail; Ad nauseum; Etcetera; Mas O menos; Machs Nichs; So be it... PLB
just a quick note to thank you for all the grins, laughs, chortles, etc - Heureuse2
Spank you for all the jokes you send. I print out at least half of what you send! It's always good to laugh. A lot of them I've heard before,but forgot.Anyway,Happy Valentines Day,sweetheart.... Love,Stranger
The jokes get better and better hhahahaha You are unreal!!!!!! I go to sleep laughing every night when I finish reading my mail. God bless you for the cheer you give us all! Throwing away my Prozac... - Ms Mona
LadyHawke:
CMTZ98A@prodigy.com
(MR BILLY G DARNELL)
LadyHawke, you give
so many of us a good laugh and help make our days brighter and yet so many on us know
nothing about you such as who, what, why! Have you very considered telling us a little
about you? But ONLY what you would like us to know, of course. I am sure there are others
like me that are having a battle with our curiosity. -- Obie11 |
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